Builders to blame for all problems in Britain

In a shock overnight discovery it has now been unveiled that builders are responsible for all of the problems in Britain, and the builder exit (or BREXIT) is the only solution to make Britain Great again.


According the Mail and the Guardian builders are STEALING between £2billion and £8billion a year in taxes from hard working Brits.

Money that could be spent on saving our NHS.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/reality-check/2012/jul/24/tax-taxavoidance
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623896/80-admit-pay-workmen-cash-hand-Failure-tradesmen-declare-earnings-said-cost-economy-2bn-year.html


When asked what she thought about the NHS being under attack by rich tax dodging builders the nurse broke down in tears and said she'd just worked 48 hours straight and couldn't cope with a political discussion.



When Jim "the lad" from Builders Inc was asked about the theft from hard working Brits he simple said "F@~! off".


He pointed out he'd recently work a solid 4 hour shift with only 8 teas each with 28 sugars in to help him get through it and the nurses "didn't know what hard work was".


Later that day the independent government committee on "builders are to blame for everything" came to the following impartial conclusions on who was at fault for Britain going to the dogs

Not enough houses in Britain
Builders


The NHS deficit
Builders

Sexual descrimination
Builders

Britain "not being built like it used to be"
Builders



And now the builders of Britain are united to get us out of Europe so they can stuff their pockets with the cash that harder working, tax paying Polish builders may get their hands on while claiming it's to "make Britain great again".





























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